Golden Girls vs. Saved by the Bell

John: Are you around? You're probably still sleeping.

Nifer: awake! good morning!

John: But it's not even 11:00 yet!

Nifer: i went to bed at 6:45. That would be unhuman.

John: What drives a person to go to sleep when most people are still eating dinner?

Nifer: extreme exhaustion. i actually had trouble keeping my eyes open while i was driving home. swine flu. that, and my home computer isn't working. not much else to do but sleep when i'm there.

John: Did you ever see that episode of the Golden Girls when Dorothy was tired all the time, and the doctors told her it was all in her head, until she went to one that said it was chronic fatigue syndrome? 80s cutting edge.

Nifer: "What prompted you to come in today?" "The Golden Girls."

Nifer: Did you ever see the Saved by the Bell where Jessie gets addicted to diet pills and has a meltdown in front of Zack? Early 90s cutting edge. It was only two steps from there we started seeing butts on primetime television.

John: How dare you compare Saved By the Bell to the Golden Girls? Not cool.

Nifer: Would I have stayed up extra late on a school night to watch Saved by the Bell? Probably not. But I DID have ZackBerry scented shampoo. I don't seem to remember Blanche having her own line of body care products.

John: If she did, I predict it wouldn't smell good.

John: Wait a minute - ZackBerry? Puke-a-tronic.

Nifer: It was musky. Like having Mark Paul Gosselaar on your head all day.