Does this theater make my butt look big?

There are many options for sugaring it up at the Roving Imp Theater, and if you happen to belong to a class or troupe group this is especially true. Every week there is a veritable wonderland of snacky options available behind the counter at the concession booth, for audience and troupe members alike. If you're real, real lucky, like last night, Nifer or Carl will have been bitten by the domestic provision bug and there will be cookies, brownies or cake. Sometimes there are store bought treats around as well, such as Julie's 'Teacher Appreciation Week Cupcakes' from last night. Srawberry with frosting and plastic puppy embellishments. Mmm..... Speaking of which, last night after rehearsal, many of us found ourselves sticking around to watch a couple of shows from weeks past. We do this so we can find out what went wrong, what went right, and how to improve upon our performance. First comment made? "Wow.....I look so fat!" Coincidence? You decide! The commentor was me, in case you were wondering. The good news is that improv is also an incredible workout routine. Perhaps it's time to kick it up a notch. Ker-pow!!!